I was hanging out at Mr. Pickles on my lunch break, enjoying a delicious sandwich and Diet Snapple beverage. As we all do, I looked under the cap of my drink for Snapple’s refreshing fact of the day. And I was shocked. The refreshing fact was totally offensive! Snapple alleges that I share my birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.

How dare you, Snapple cap fact reseracher, imply that I share my birthday with others? It’s my birthday and I will share the honor with no one! However, should I deem it appropriate to share my birthday with someone, I will acknowledge one man and one man only: Carlos Santana.

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3 Responses to “I don’t know how to put this, but, I’m kind of a big deal”

1. Robert Says:
   May 30th, 2008 at 3:26 pm

   um….Carlos Santana? oooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy.

2. JSP Says:
   June 3rd, 2008 at 11:57 am

   You have to know my birthday in order to get it. Obviously, Rob has some research to do.

3. erica Says:
   July 17th, 2008 at 8:59 pm

   love it!! i miss you and your humor, jana the blogs look great! tell all the merlot peeps i say hi! and you better come visit me this fall for a little tailgating

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